When Sean Con comes to town chances are we will find some good places to eat at, not to mention all the meals we will cook together. Our camping trip up to the mountains was thankfully filled with both: dinners around the camp fire and late, leisurely breakfasts at a couple of roadside diners. One of, if not the, best thing about traveling regardless of where and what you do, is discovering new places to eat.

After night one in the bush — and after a especially filling dinner of sausage and beans and corn — we stopped at the Red Rocks Diner on Rt. 133 right off the highway in Carbondale, CO. We had heard from a friend that someone had brought an old diner car to the mountains and we had to check it out. We pulled up and were instantly impressed by the chrome diner car as well as the 1930 Ford parked outside — no less impressive was the 75 year old woman who started her up and drove off. Of course this being Colorado, a couple of rusty vintage cruiser bicycles were locked up out front. After walking in and surveying the surroundings, I was a little hesitant as the decor was very kitschy 50’s style, I worried this place was just a faux-retro diner where more energy was focused on the look of the place rather than the food and the service — luckily I would be proven very wrong.

Classic
We were greeted by an extremely friendly waitress (even by diner standards) who even had a little flirtatiousness to her — we later learned she is a bartender by night, surely using her chattiness to earn bigger tips from guys like me. The menu was standard diner fare with a glut of breakfasts, burgers, and full plates. The one catch was that, breakfast was only served until 11:30, a small sacrilege in the diner world and having sat down at noon we were a bit disappointed — I guess that’s what we get for leisurely drinking coffee and reading at the campsite. After our regret passed, we moved over to the lunch section of the menu where I was please to notice that their beef is sourced locally from the Nieslanik Ranch in Carbondale. As I tend to be a shameless locavore I ordered the barbecue burger — sauteed onions and mushrooms, barbecue sauce, and cheddar and jack cheeses. Of course I ordered my burger on rye bread with onion rings instead of fries, something I’ve picked up from my dad, but clearly the best way to eat a burger.
The burger ended up being pretty tasty and easily surpassed the average burger found at most Jersey diners. The almost sweet sauteed onions and mushrooms were perfect with the sauce and the cheese but ended up being a bit messy with sauce squirting out when I bit into it — probably my fault for opting against a normal bun. The onion rings were good, but nothing spectacular. SC had a surprisingly good salad and a bowl of exceptional chili. After a few more jokes from our waitress — who was unbelievably chipper despite having already worked six hours and had to be at her bartending job at three for another eight hour a shift (OY!) — we paid our bill and got back on the road in search of our next campsite.
As we headed down I-70 hoping to make up some miles before setting up camp that night, we stopped in to Eagle, CO for gas and some information. A friendly woman pointed us back a few exits to her favorite campsite, outside of Dotsero. Most importantly we drove by the Eagle Diner and found our breakfast spot for the next day. I love the way the architect used the classic diner lines but used an adobe looking material to evoke Southwestern design, very cool. The next morning we returned hungry for a serious breakfast — after a most enjoyable night camping river side — we were stunned when the interior of the Eagle Diner was identical to the Red Rock. Upon further investigation it turns out that the Eagle Diner is a sister diner of the Red Rock — along with a diner in New Castle, CO. While the fascist breakfast rules apply here as well, we arrived with more than enough time to break fast. The place was packed, as any diner should be on a Saturday morning, and the waitresses were all over the place wielding pitchers of water and pots of coffee.

Shockingly I had a big appetite and was looking past the usual bacon and eggs for something that would fill my insatiable stomach — green chili smothered chile relleno, eggs, hashbrowns, and beans. It was a feast, the chile relleno was deep fried in a tasty batter and smothered with a delicious pork green chili, this on its own would have been enough for some. The green chili was one of the better representations I had tasted, but the pork was a little tough and could have had a bit more stewing — its possible that this was the end of a batch and I’m curious to how it would taste fresh. The addition of perfectly cooked eggs and decent hashbrowns made it a breakfast and thus I knew it would be my most important meal of the day, the tepid refried beans I could have done without and left them virtually untouched. Sean Con of course got exactly the same thing he orders every time we go out for breakfast: scrambled eggs with onion, potatoes, and rye toast.

The Red Rock and Eagle Diners were winners, great examples of homstyle diner food served quick and cheap. Now I could have done with out the 50’s flare and they need to serve breakfast all day, but these are small prices to pay for a good diner. I highly reccomend them the next time you pass through Aspen or Vail, or even if you are jamming to Vegas in the middle of the night.